Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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