Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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