I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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