She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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