I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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