D3 body, D1 cock
I need help removing her.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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