my phone needs a breathalizer
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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