Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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