so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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