well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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