Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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