His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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