Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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