**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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