Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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