3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
never play flip cup with pint glasses
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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