She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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