Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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