Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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