idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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