so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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