Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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