My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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