She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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