Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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