Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
