The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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