Dual....:-)
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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