Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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