found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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