It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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