we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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