spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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