Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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