Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
