I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
wow bdsm is so cute
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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