About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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