Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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