Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
