btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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