do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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