And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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