at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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