I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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