Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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