I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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