I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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