i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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