But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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