Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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