my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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