yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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