how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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